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The first scene was one of my favorites. A frustrated Kagney Linn Karter, after nearly being hit by a car while crossing the street, approaches a house in search of signatures to get speed bumps installed in the neighborhood. "Whose dick do I have to suck!" she exclaims as she approaches a home. A man answers the door, and after hearing Kagney's pitch, agrees to sign her petition. Unfortunately neither one of them has a pen! The search leads them into the office, where Kagney decides she wants more than a signature. Believe me; this "married man" tries so hard to deny her advances. At which point I'm laughing, as if any man could resist Kagney Linn when she's on the prowl. She is exactly the type of woman wives do not want sniffing around their husbands. She's blonde, curvaceous, and aggressive. Her frustrations manifest sexually as she demands some "good dick" from her married prey. The sexual chemistry is awesome in this scene because both people are giving into temptation, and you can really sense it. Kagney sums it up nicely when she says "You're eating my pussy and I don't even know your name!"

They make great use of the desk as it is always involved in each sex position. During doggy style Kagney props one leg up on the desk, showing impressive flexibility. Well aware of her spectacular ass, Kagney would shake it before each new position, enticing her male counterpart. They each took turns controlling the fucking, making the sex much better in my opinion, because it looked like they both wanted it equally. The pinnacle of the scene is when Kagney is riding cowgirl on top of the desk. She really knows how to work her hips, and as they near their climax, she flexes her ass grinding low and slow. All the while Kagney has this hungry look on her face like a female starved for male attention. But after 36 minutes of hardcore action, full of her blissfully whiny moans, she experiences the satisfaction of getting exactly what she wanted.

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The second scene delivers some quality hardcore action, but that's the extent of it. There is less of the whole "I'm a happily married man, and shouldn't be fucking you" vibe. Yes, I'm aware it's porn but the premise was too unbelievable. It seemed to be thrown together without much thought. But like I said the sex delivers big, the highlight of which was a few tight shots of Gracie Glam's gaping pussy. Gracie really won me over with how she took charge of the scene. Her blowjob was good enough to make you jealous, while the sex was fast paced and hard. She made sure she got the most out of her male scene partner. Both their doggy style and reverse cowgirl were so furious the couch beneath them was rocking. At one point during their last position, Gracie gets pounded so hard she loses an earring!

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Madelyn Marie is super hot. She has the body of a supermodel and the fabulous big tits of a porn star. In this third scene of the movie, Madelyn Marie wants to fuck Santa Claus! She won't take no for an answer, dragging jolly ole Santa into the bedroom as he bellows "no, no, no!" instead of "ho, ho, ho". The way Madelyn gets him hard, then takes off her red thong to push down on his cock, is so effortlessly sexy you'll be shouting at the screen "yesss, now that's how it should be done!" The scene ends with Santa blowing melted snow all over Madelyn's lovely chest as she says with relief, "Merry fucking Christmas!" All the girls in this film know how to fuck, and Madelyn Marie is no exception, making this my next favorite scene in the film.

Scene 4:

Jenny Hendrix says all the right things in scene four. While many girls struggle to talk dirty, she excels at it. She aggressively persuades the handy man who's trying to install a ceiling fan that the only tool he needs is the one in his pants. The pool table in the room becomes a perfect pedestal for Jenny to show of her delicious curves. Her stunning back side will surely get a rise out of you when you see it bent over the pool table in sheer pink lingerie. The action progresses naturally, and unlike the second scene, is a believable fantasy. The two performers work well together, exchanging scandalous dialogue during a lengthy doggy style. She turns over for the best looking missionary sex I've seen in a while. At this point if you take a second, you will notice that Jenny really takes care of herself. Her hair is done, her nails sport French tips, she's tan, fit, and fucking in pearl earrings and alligator heels. Equipped like that, she's a certified husband stealing home wrecker!

"Why don't you lay down on this pool table so I can take advantage of you." Jenny says as they move onto the next position. She rides his cock like a pro, jiggling her ass on it like straight out of a rap video. It looks magnificent shot from table level when she perches up high over his cock, holding it in place with both hands, and then drops down on it from high above, over and over, something I've never seen done before. When she turns around to ride reverse, she's clearly enjoying herself. So far, she is the first girl in the film to visibly orgasm multiple times during her scene. Jenny licks her fingers clean after the handy man cums nicely on her mouth. She lets out a devilish "yummy," and tells him to get back to work. Well done Jenny Hendrix!

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The final scene is a rare gem. Eva Angelina returns to the screen with a vengeance in this boy/boy/girl. We revisit the hired help scenario as a couple movers find Eva's stash of sex toys behind the cushions of the couch. It's quite a large stash for any women; to which the goofy movers find much joy. They proceed to have an imaginary light saber fight with two of her dildos, sound effects included. When Eva finds out, she is really embarrassed, attempting to explain that those are for her "private moments," because she doesn't know any men. Eva proposes that the two of them could help her out with her problem. Surprisingly these two "honest married movers" put up quite a defense, but after a minute of self-rationalization, decide they'd be fools to pass up such an opportunity.

Before they could have a change of heart, Eva has both their cocks in her grasp... and they're trapped! She cherishes the cocks she's sucking letting out a repeated "mmmm," as if they're the most delicious things she's ever tasted. While she's getting it from behind, it likewise is a special treat for her, impressed with the size of the cock inside her pussy. Her pleasure continues once she climbs on top. Eva appears to have an intense real orgasm in this position exclaiming, "I've never been fucked like this before!" Believe me, I had to put that part on repeat, and you will too. Her denim skirt remains hiked up through the first two positions, because seriously, who has time to get naked when your so anxious to fuck! She loses the skirt before riding reverse cowgirl, a position that looks stunning. You get to see all of Eva's body, and it's really in top form. The reverse cowgirl lasts for a solid 7 minutes, and Eva becomes more and more explosive as it continues.

She demands from the second man "feed me that cock," making sure her mouth is never empty. The following side by side position is just as intense as she furiously sucks one cock, and takes the other hard. Eva is game, challenging one guy to "beat that pussy up!" She cums again then is ready to receive loads from the married movers. The streams of cum look exceptional on Eva's large tits, and her confident attitude is addicting. If you aren't familiar with Eva Angelina, now is a great time to introduce yourself to her. She is back, looking great in this scene and taking no prisoners.

Audio & Video:

Naughty America produced this series to meet a very clear vision. The audio and video focus on the experience happening on screen between the performers, without any extra frills. And since the cast is so blazing hot, you'll appreciate not having any frills distract you from absorbing their beauty.

I have to commend the camera work in this film. The camera shot as if in the mind of the viewer. They get in nice and close on all the parts you want to see, then pull back to capture everything in its entirety. I thought it was clever that in every scene they included at least one shot of the husbands' wedding ring in clear view.

Closing Comments:

I Have a Wife Vol. 9 is part of a series that delivers hardcore action in a unique and fun way. The fact that it has humor, will totally relax you, making the experience of watching it much more enjoyable. I enjoyed that balance and look forward to future volumes of the series.

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